…Another night under Christmas lights Put on my decorations well in advance They're almost here now Flyin' reindeer how the kids are goin' crazy they could almost dance What's with that day? Makes a senior play And the…

…I'm not sure if I went to sleep Don't remember waking from it But I'm still a gnome Everything is in 2D All the other creatures here are made from Legos A never ending story Horrifying and boring When you thought you…

…You'll Lay beside me in our family grave We'll be making love eternally, In a spiritual way We'll be dead by X-mas now anyway We'll sell everything away Dead by X-mas, dead and gone X'mas is forever We got a life to live, a life after death....…

…Yes, I was playing some troubadour shows in Playa de las Americas, Tenerife, Canary Islands last christmas when this girl came to me and said she really loved my shit. Especially the Rodhouse blues. I was playing…

…I'll be gone No one will argue if I leave it unsaid And no one will see me if I keep playing dead I'm black when it's dark and I'm white when it's snowing I stand back when they call for the volunteers to step in I sleep…

…As the sun sets beyond the pyramids To greet me with its rays I place my hand on my forehead To see your chariots' flames Watch me kneel before you Hear the cats meowing in the temple They yearn the milk you cascaded…