…Hassisen Kone! Tarjolla tänään: Hassisen Kone Mikä on kovin koneista, Mikä statuksista suurin? Raha, naiset, autot Vai elo aatelisin sukujuurin? Ei liikemiesten vaimotkaan Enää tuhlaa Coppertoneen Sillä kestävän…

…Huumausainerikoksia 211 687 kappaletta Vuonna 2001 Suomessa kuoli kaikkiaan 49 368 ihmistä Miehiä kuoli 24 441, naisia kuoli 24 927 Verenkiertoelinten sairauksiin kuoli 21 500 Kasvaimiin kuoli 10 445 Hengityselinten sairauksiin kuoli…

…become stone deaf Get stoned, and get again until the end 'Till you're stone dead So get stoned again See your jogging suit ripping apart Under it there is dirty black jeans Take another overdose of music Your hair's…

…of storytime and the river ghosts Of mermaids, of Whitman's and the Ride Raving harlequins, gigantic toys A song of me a song in need Of a courageous symphony A verse of me a verse in need Of a pure heart singing me to…

…lyrics whatever fits Thunder tits! Magic, swords, and dragons! That's all that matters! We wrote this song To please you all Cover songs to play Wise words to say So sing along it's a Bonus song! Ladies and gentlemen, Mr…

…dying song We hum along to the evening sun Till we are no more Little deaths to a dying song Sound a lot like life I've seen these dreams being crushed by a single thought And felt the envy of sadness engulf all warmth…

…I know I keep rolling straight and true till I find my way back to you but until that day ill be on my own like a rolling bone ridding railroad cars from one town to the next walking boulevards till I'm cold and wet…